Misty would like me to tell you about last Sunday - what? Yes I'm doing it now, o.k! - She had her picture taken at Kinver - yes, I'm telling them now - Country Fayre. We were doing a running - oh for heavens sake, go and bark at the postman or something - and jumping demonstration and there was this - o.k. So the postman has already been, bark at the dustbin then - photographer who Misty kept following around. - Yes you did! I know I was holding the lead, you were pulling as usual!
So here are some of the pictures he took.

Is it a bird, is it a plane? If you look at this in one way it looks like she's lying down - no I know you weren't, I was just trying to explain to the people - but all paws were actually off the ground at this point.

Yes, this one is far more sedate.

Does my bum look big in this? - no I know it's not very flattering and no you can't have it airbrushed!

Smile for the camera. - yes it is a nice one of you, unfortunately the poor bloke was trying to get a picture of Kate before you stuck your oar in.

I don't know how Milly got in on the act. Perhaps she spoke nicely to be the photographer. Anyway you're not the only dog in the world you know.
No, don't go all sulky again. Really, don't! O.k., go and fetch your lead then. Yes I'll let you bark at the ducks, and we'll take the ball, and find a stick,and...

Well it's taken some time but I think I might have cracked it at last! I've updated the website - if you missed the earlier blog thingy, I've been adding 'Dear Mum', but so far it ain't been too successful.
   
    This is the story that I read out at Birmingham Central Library the other day and I've been adding it the way it should be read, one day at a time. Misty will explain why on the web, I hope!

    If you were wondering there are two days left to go.

    So, fingers crossed, I'll press the button and see if it works this bloody time!

Well for a start I didn't get the zombie call. Thank the Lord, I'm obviously far too good looking! Hey! There was no need for that. And stop sniggering behind your hand - I can see you!
I did the reading out of the story thing at Birmingham library though. That seemed to go o.k. That is apart from the announcement over the tannoy half way through. 'Please be advised tha the library will close at seven o'clock...'
Excuse me - I'm reading here! Don't know why but I sort of panicked and gabbled a bit after that. Still, it's done now and as a special treat I'm going to load it on the website for you starting on Monday 15th June. I'll do it the way it was meant to be read, one day at a time over five days. So look out for 'Dear Mum.'
Apart from that, still no news on the kids book yet, so just in case it turns out to be successful (all my fingers and toes are crossed) I've started another Misty adventure.
Got to go, there's someone supposed to be coming to build a new fence for us. Can't see it myself, it hasn't stopped pissing down all day, but you never know.