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Day one usa

13/5/2015

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O.k. I know it's day 2, but give me a break - I been on a plane for 10 hours!
So, slept a bit. Ate at Denny's. Went bloody shopping. Checkout woman thought I was Norwegian! Do I look like a bloody Viking! Slept some more. Looked after the new puppy overnight. Slept again. Ate at Denny's. Avoided the shops in case I'm mistaken for a Lithuanian. Got man-flu. Slept. I thought illness was illegal on holiday! Slept a bit. God I feel lousy. New puppy bit my feet. There's sodding gratitude for you! It can sleep on it's own tonight. Might go to Denny's, then pop in to tell the checkout woman I'm from Azerbyjan. That ought to confuse her. Feeling a bit tired, may have a quick kip. No, you're right, I don't know how to spell Azerbyjan - what do us Norwegians care anyway!
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    Dave Robertson - with a little help from my canine friend!

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