reMember the alamo?

Sorry, been outta town. Too mean to pay for the wi-fi connection. Back in Katy now (oh for God's sake behave!)
So, where were we?
Oh yeah, Day 3 - shopping - at the mall. Need I say more!
So Day 4 - drove to San Antonio. Went to the Alamo - no, not the car hire place! The mission where Davy Crockett died. Remember The Alamo, remember? Great place, full of history. Then went to the Irish pub, great place, full of beer! Back to hotel, crashed and burned! Ah well, there's always tomorrow.
Day 5. San Antonio. Back to The Alamo, got to get the Tee shirt. Off up the river walk, too knackered to do that - got a boat instead. Lovely jubbly! A nighttime parade of US military floating about on boats. Off to 'Mad Dogs', the so called English pub  for a steak pie. Stew with a pie crust thrown on top ain't like any kind of pie I've ever had! A different Irish bar with a piano player. Back to the hotel, crashed and burned - you starting to see the pattern?
Day 6. Back to Katy, absolutely pissing down. Thunder, lightning, the works! Only one thing for it - off to Sammy's, the sports bar. Huston Rockets playing LA Clippers in the semi final of something or other. Come on you Reds! We won! Finals next week. Well you have to celebrate don't you? went home, crashed and burned. Happy days!