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Believe it or not, Dave thought he might be able to write some plays! I ask you!
Anyway, here's a couple he entered for a competition on Radio 5 Live entitled the Royal Tapes.
Obviously they were supposed to be about the royal family.
It's a wonder he wasn't beheaded or thrown in the Tower at least!
Anyway, if you really want to read either Carbon Footprint or Going Home, just click on the 'Plays' side bar.
What's that? Did he win? Of course not!